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GMT (+1/+0/-1) have been struck. It's spreading towards you now [Jan. 1st, 2010|02:00 am]
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[Current Location |on the surface]
[Current Mood |srs]
[Current Music |Tchaikovsky- 1812 overture]

Random people and social links of the Western Hemisphere, have mine exclusive Boogie-contrived wishes for a stress-free and intriguing new decennium.

The last one seems to have left quite a few of us with an unfortunate amount of joy deficiency, but I'm certain new strength has been attained in exchange.

And we probably best use that to tenaciously fight back against the destructive side of reality for all sorts of valuable purposes, like for instance, our life quality, and that of those whom we can support one way or another. On the less bright side of matters, there will also be the need to keenly and patiently keep opposing the ones that have already given into their weaknesses by chosing to side with tyranny.

I seem to be in some sort of maniacal Amelia Seyruun-mode today, but publically giving expression to it is probably justified by the fact it is a special once-in-ten-year kind of deal with my message not yet bordering on inane, empty rhetoric. At least not to me it is. I actually have a pretty clear idea of how my more generalized vows can be applied to my current situation.

It is however rather peculiar for me to be determined on a first of January. This may even be the first time in an eternity I'm not anxious to look forward, and cherish certain hopes, foremostly that if I survive these next ten years I'll be able to reflect upon them and recognize my continuous struggle to stay true to my recent intentions.

For every other occasion there's random Yugioh abridged crap to distract from too much pressure. I never really cared for it before, but the flashbacks to Marik's tragic childhood (around 1:16 and onwards) turned out to be just off the hook:



Aan de Hollanders: ga toch lekker oliebollen spugen vieze kaarsjeszwaaimensen. Ik heb jullie wel weer gezien op tv bij Boudewijn hoor, oh kijk mij nou IK GELOOF IK GELOOF IK GELOOF *dramatische rode koppen die mee playbacken*. Overemotionele, onverantwoordelijke dwazen! Aanstellers! Grote kaaskopbabies! Boudewijn-babies hisss!

Oh sorry van alle verwensen dat had ik niet zo bedoeld. Zie daar niets gebeurd. *klopt handjes tegen elkaar af*

Nee, ook mijn eigen volk wens ik een zeer voorspoedig 2010 toe uiteraard. Vooral Para en Spuv en hun geliefde dierenkinderen, die daarnaast allemaal de groeten en een virtuele aai krijgen van Boogie, alsmede de in tranen uitgesproken zegens van niemand minder dan de nieuwjaardigfairy (dat is weer een net iets andere Starkey, namelijk één met een speciaal snor-rotje dat je kunt aansteken om een wens te doen ten koste van zijn gezichtsvermogen als het onploft). Aah prachtig nieuwjaar I do be*BOEM*
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Sensei's gotten back on his feet woohoo [Sep. 26th, 2009|09:40 am]
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Aaand I'm all cooooool again, thanks to all for their support.

Wtf are you thanking your lameass friends for! There's noone that actually replied to your dramatic routine the other day.

Well true, but I had the feeling that some people did intend to and just didn't know what to say.

I bet they just didn't have the guts to tell you they were sick of your complaining already. Man all your friends here must really loathe you by now.

Stop it! Stop, I say! You're.. not me!

I AM A MUPPET, THE TRUE SELF.
. . . Yea, I guess that sounds pretty wrong. Kind of makes me wonder what your real shadow is like, Yata. Probably it's just your eyes floating about since that's the only part of you that you keep hidden all the time..


Oh yea..? What about my left hand then?

Haaaaah??! Just.. whaddayamean?? I'm here to remain in sight all the time. And by that I fucking mean ALL THE TIME. Are you suggesting there's some other left hand you got stacked away somewhere? I thought you earth folk only had two hands unlike some of us pleiadians.

Anyway, Persona 4 has been pretty fun again. Lack of Kou is compensated for now that I got Kanji in my party to beat up magical table enemies with his chair and shout damnit every other sentence to cover up a shitload of canon gayness. Other than that I'm eagerly anticipating something that's supposed to happen to Morooka, which has thankfully been spoiled to me before or otherwise I couldn't have sat through the asshole's classes without being plagued by the recurrent urge to aim a brick at his teeth on the tv screen. In addition, I read somewhere it's possible to let the main character bond with a granny (to boost the death arcana no less!), and I've concluded that's just the perfect new friend/love interest for my dear Teddy Trrotski since he looks just like an old dude himself with his gray hair and all.
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My only Social Link has run off to dig up bones [Sep. 24th, 2009|05:21 am]
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[Current Mood |bor-weird/looooving them balls]

so I've been keeping myself entranced by Persona 4 for the past two weeks. However, my anti-addiction instincts have been looking for an excuse to break the spell, and it looks like they've already come up with a few complaints that may take away the satisfaction I get from playing this game for half a days.

The major complaint would be that I kind of rushed my favorite social link to reach it's maximum, and I guess with that comes the end of all the loveable Kou Ichijo skits that had been keeping the protagonist's daily life intriguing for me. It's suprisingly anticlimatic to be through with Kou while the other characters are too unpretty to fill the void left by that damn ball-loving bitch. I suppose Persona has caught a bit of the same disease as Sukisyo, which in a similar fashion became less exciting to watch after it had spoiled me with the episode about Hiromu.

we don't need this part )
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You'll find I'm full of surprises! So are these guys.. [Jul. 27th, 2009|09:51 pm]
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I want..

to become..


A BII..IIR..RRD

...

EEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Dude that's sick. And I thought Muppets were immune against the temptation of eating parasitically infected snails. Then again, it's only Elmo we're talking about, and it's a pretty well-known fact among our kind that the guy never showed any signs of sane behaviour to begin with.
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Mindless isolation survival mode ON [Jul. 25th, 2009|07:55 am]
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Zo, dit wilde ik even met de kijkers van mijn kersvers omgebouwde muppet-journaal delen, om te laten zien waarmee ik zoal mijn geest in mijn sociale isolatie op een laag pitje hou zodat ik niet door al mijn inzichten de behoefte ga voelen om een Kurosagi-klant van mezelf te maken en Spaanse busomaatjes in hun terhemelopneming te volgen:



Or maybe I'd be better off just talking to the sock on my hand instead..

Of course, just what the hell is up with your damn BRAINS to even consider neglecting me so you can get your kicks out of some talentless idol chicks EH. Like, sweet fucking virgin Carmen, even Spavid's mom looks hotter than this bunch of ugly shrimps in drag.

I can't help it, when I'm watching my collection of old school Hello!Project stuff I just somehow feel lifted of concerns.

Dude please! Are you saying I don't lift your emo spirits all the time?

That's not really what I meant, but..

HEY better watch it there kid, don't make me flip the table now.

Actually, it's about time for this week's grocery shopping, isn't it. This wasn't supposed to become a long entry anyway.

Oh yea right, what are you fucking dallyin' for then, let's go buy us a roll of earth cookies right away! Heeyaay I can already alien-sense the rising urge to pull one of my Cookie Monsters later on. Yamyamyam derricious!

Uhh, please don't ever do that again. I just vacuum cleaned the remains of the last package of cookies away last month.


. . .
Don't you mean last year?


Yes.
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地裏の歌 [Apr. 21st, 2009|01:34 pm]
裏ラ裏ラ
裏裏よ

In relevant kanji because, this song must be written for me, written to loop in my head forever after one listen.



Other ad hoc impressions:
That deep voice, that rose on her ring.. this woman is Kunou Kodachi.
The men in suits dancing around her are best left ignored or regarded as stage props, because the mind can't handle them classified as humans.
There are lightbulbs flashing in the stage again! After this and last time I saw such a thing, I'm starting to suspect it's some sort of traditional accompaniment for diabolical performances. I'll give it to Linda that all the leg-raising during her choreography is nicer to look at however, and at least she can move all of her limbs?

Comments disabled because I need some time for redemption after wasting a whole morning on feeding a painfully recurrent interest in j-pop.

EDIT: comments enabled upon realizing that not unlike Ingrid Hunnigan, I'm inclined to get lonely at times. Oh and, I'm not wearing glasses either.
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we gaan lekker FEESTEN, en dan gaan we met zijn allen goden aanroepen [Oct. 18th, 2008|11:11 pm]
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[Current Music |Brawl- Kid Icarus title theme]

Zou het geen verrassing zijn als de pyramidetaart eigenlijk Pyramidehoofd bleek te zijn?


!!!

!!!

een beetje zoals deze taart eigenlijk ook een hoofd is:



(Nee boogie neemt het de makers van dit taartje niet kwalijk dat ze hun sublieme ontwerp maar niet ingekleurd hebben omdat dat vast lastiger te animeren had geweest. Zo kan het bovendien ook nog eens allerlei ziekelijke kleurtjes aannemen! Net als de chemische monsters die ze in het echt voor kinderen bakken/van kleurstoffen doordrenken tot er een of andere geesteskwellende decoratie uit ontstaat. Op mijn lj is transparataartje trouwens toch toepasselijk kotsgroen.)

Boogie zou wel graag op een Egyptisch feestje aanwezig willen zijn als ze het buikdansen ook aan shota's leren

Verder nog een speciale seizoensgerelateerde marteling:
voorzien, voorzien van marsepein.
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Ike in 50 years [Sep. 16th, 2008|10:23 pm]
[Current Location |washing machine and drum containing attic]
[Current Mood |Didymus]
[Current Music |berries and björk]

possibly five, depending on whether he'll keep on gaining muscle as fast as he did in between PoR and Radiant dawn.
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MOMMY HELP... THE INTERNET IS MEAN [Jun. 7th, 2008|11:55 am]
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today the light bulbs built into the stage of boogie's tutapalooza are flashing fooooor:

~Mr. gramo the conductor of my little pony ville~


Mind the teleportation that takes place around 0:19 (it's almost deserving of respect how throughout all this Mr. Gramo stays so 'perfectly' outlined on the stage), as well as the fact that the pony's hind legs show no sign of being part of something alive at all.

And no i'm not settled with the knowledge that someone of an age that in most countries would legally qualify one as an adult put this together with serious intents. It also makes me wonder why something like this isn't even a meme yet. Maybe because the online world would have to pull it's face out of the ass of anime first before it may realize much greater hell than spinzaku exists.

At least my avatar seems to enjoy swinging to Mr. Gramo's tune which I really ought to have turned off while typing this but I thought it would help me describe the pain better.

I desire to cry some more..
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The fairy princess~ [Mar. 19th, 2008|10:04 pm]
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[Current Music |Zeruda.. ZERUDA ZERUDA ZERUDAAAA, miteite kure..!]

8 years since I first heard it and only a moment ago I discovered that Link's voice in the Kamigami no triforce sound drama is fucking Marth's. And it's not even a lie from the Japanese wiki page on Link. When I recalled/redownloaded said drama to verify the claim I could tell it wasn't straight away, but still isn't it wrong? For Marth to take over Link's life like that, most conceivably hopping about in a green miniskirt? Wearing Hylian-style ears and assuming the identity of Fairy boy? (I think he would look pretty delicious in the zora tunic but..)

And now suddenly I recall I already drew him in Link's outfit once, kokiri hat and all. The picture further showed Marth symbolically sheathing his sword with on his face the grim, satisfied look of someone who has just committed a rape. In the background a gossip stone could be seen looking on, and as if it had witnessed the precedent scene it exclaimed: ohHH!(!) Yea, ohHH indeed at the thought of what has happened to Link if Marth's suddenly boasting his clothes .A. (perhaps one day the naked corpse of Link will be spotted floating down Zora's river..)

In spite of all the associative wrongness though, I'm not complaining. Marth's voice does always manage to spice/gay up any recordings. It's just that I don't believe the guy's Link and even when he's declaring things like, BOKU WA RINKU, I'm thinking, Yea right, -you are gratifying me anyway but- as if.
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Ike [Feb. 3rd, 2008|04:10 am]
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IKE

There. Now noone can say I didn't express my gratefulness for Marth on the internet just because I'm recovering from a fever and suffering from a pain in the eyes. Next thing to do is to save up some money in order to actually possess the finances to support my fetish and teach the developers that tiara men pay off. Honestly, if I'm going to spend an arm and a leg I want my damn pennies to be handed straight to Sakurai with a card reading you owe it all to Marth and thanks for not letting slip a word about him for two fucking years.

Yes, I still find it hard to let go off the bitterness, but only until I'm cured. Then I'll be sure to surrender to the multi-euphory that is brought to me by the revelation of Marth (FUCKING MARTH JESUS) and of the possibility to recreate Link abuse situations with Takuto Link and King Dedede (HIS MASTER). It's just that something grand like this needs time to sink into my big infected jelly blob of a brain before I can party along with the winners, perhaps be a little mean and laugh at the disappointed kids that demanded horrible characters but didn't get their ways.

Of course those kids will have every reason to laugh at me if I die from one of my diseases before the european launch somewhere in between now and LAAAAAATER..

See, for the past five months my lungs have suffered from infections on almost a monthly basis and the current weather consists mostly of coldness and storms that already sound like they're attempting to pump the pneumonia straight into people's lungs. Oh well, I'll try to survive it..!

Oh, I may have gone beyond blind from typing this shit, but I'll have you know I can still sniff up some chatter about daikon and Marth vids over there on my friends page. Actually I just want to let people know I'd love to take a plunge into all of that but.. I don't think I'll really have the time for anything else than just reading your entries for a while for the sake of amending what has gone wrong after a month of alternately feeling depressed and being a playful fuck and eventually getting ill from a virus that yesterday morning almost had me faint on the toilet bowl while somehow paralyzing my arms(??). Oh that's right, I was going to tell you please don't be disappointed if you post things that you know I like but don't hear from me? That's what I was going to say. Because I'll still be around reading or sniffing up your entries anyway.
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I loved Sakurai today :D [Dec. 15th, 2007|03:35 am]
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[Current Music |caroling germs]



STAFY why are you even here

Actually I'm posting this with nothing else to write down but the fact that I'm too tired to describe what I've been doing while wonderfully neglecting my responsibilities. But think of this entry as a hint of that I'm emotionally lively and still capable of speaking some English, and that I'm thinking of you all too ♥

EDIT:
It just came to me that this clip could probably serve as a far too accurate reflection of my current life style, for those that I haven't bothered with it yet:


EDIT 2:
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(I got the opportunity to do an impression of a thousand bacteria singing christmas carols for my acting classes today..!)
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the latest episode of Team sodomy [Sep. 12th, 2007|07:19 pm]
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this show is probably very very reprehensible ;(



!!(!)

Oh, i haven't posted this one either it seems. It's an alternative/more appropriate opening to the show and I.. I made it myself. With my voice! You can watch it on this television from youtube:



The lyrics announce a rerun coming up and mocks the fact you've probably been expecting a new episode. It's supposed to.. describe the sad reality of trying to follow a series on Jetix, the fountain of surprise reruns and only source of this show.

Hmm.. starting tomorrow i'm going to be a schoolboy again. It's kind of cute I think!
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uhm [Sep. 4th, 2007|04:30 pm]
waar is de Team galaxy? Geeneens een repetitie galaxy, de ruimterover bestaat, of een weeklang marshal maar MEGABABIES? WAT?!
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the gripe with Ike [Aug. 2nd, 2007|01:24 pm]
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[Current Music |壇太一 - 真っ白な誓い]

and the threat he poses to Marth, good lord, the THREAT!

First, the ISSUE: 
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/ike.html 

this man here.  In the ragged.. undignified cape. Bah bah, what a bum!

The actual deal:

[in emotionally overmanned wordings as commented in [info]ssbm_marth, with some brushing up] 

Onderwerp:  Tiara > bandana > big-handed monkeys

Oh, hell. I actually wrote Sakurai a long [loooong drawn-out] email about how Ike is only second-rate to Marth last year, because Ike's inclusion as a replacement already seemed mandatorily predictable as soon as back then. And now it finally turns out that Sakurai's indeed giving everyone what they want instead of just granting ME Marth. Ohh! Logic just can't be tolerated! So I reserve my rights to be embittered about it.
Of course i'd preferably not be this pessimistic. And surely I wouldn't have been, if only most of the team's decision-making hadn't fallen into the category 'obligatory' rather than surprising (<--picking up on the opportunity to vomit more criticism!). In light of these decisions though, I should mention I also feel a bit sorry for Ike. Yes, sorry Ike! For being as disappointed by you as I am in spite of how you're definitely among the least revolting characters recently unveiled. It's simply that.. he won't do to compensate for monstrosities such as DK to draw me into buying Brawl.. or a Wii for that matter. If I can't be happy with Marth than at least I can ease my crabbiness with money? Not that it's MUCH of a consolation but..

It's likely that Marth will be in there as an assist trophy though. But even so, one can't make dirty pictures of a trophy.. nor try to let it pose in a sexually provoking manner D: Not to mention I wouldn't accept Marth being an ITEM, despite how he's always been a lust object of course =¬=

[end of transmission by Boogie's magical cubus]

On Ike's behalf i would like to give him credit for steel-pointed boots. I hope he'll wield them to pulverize bowser's jaws in a well-aimed roundhouse kick. Hmm..  Oh, and his intimidatingly huuuuge sword looks as though it's quite capable of amputating yoshi's globular facial tumor. SLASHHH. Out with that snout! MONSTER. Hoho.
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Boogie's culmination of delight *blows up the big ben* [Jul. 27th, 2007|11:28 pm]
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Continuing the other post with a new one, in consideration of how i will probably want to have quick access to this unique self-satisfying juxtaposition I'm about to post.

*a sudden droning cacophony reverbs*

hey.. what?

ZZZZZZZZZOOOM

*large rocks start dropping down from the ceiling and the ground starts shaking*

HOLY PEPPERONI IT'S THE SWARM. )
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huhu, cancer [Jul. 24th, 2007|11:55 am]
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I overdid things on the crisping of my cheese with tomato spread-toast.. It's always supposed to be blackened, but this time it tastes as if the Power of Darkness itself has invaded it's crust. Thankfully the effect is largely neutralized by the lettuce leaves on top thus far. I just can't guarantee i won't turn into a youma after this. Or a cancer patient! More plausibly.

Oh my poor unfortunate audience, i think i've just realized how i've missed this magical journal theatre of mine. The special bonds with people, my rambling in peculiar hard to read English. And then to think that the only reason I started out on this entry in the first place was because I simply felt like taking a meme. Look out for a second big fat roly-poly post by me coming up soon however. The score tells me it will bear porn(!) and complaining chut up.

The meme, as seen at [info]moumusu 's
1. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
2. Tag seven people to do the same.
3. Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag whoever to do it.


stop mocking the fact i don't know seven people, demon.

33% of the meme )
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De farao kan deze observatie niet langer voor zich houden hoor. [Jul. 24th, 2007|11:14 am]
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[Current Mood | vrolijk de polijk]
[Current Music |Un incantesimo dischiuso tra i petali del tempo]

Jezus christus mon, dat is echt een fucking freak show aan het worden op enquetevrienden. Bijna nog een helsere horde gekken dan alle Spinos en hropjes van het universum bij elkaar.

De luchtzuiveringsinstallatie op de middenzolder is kapot, en als ik mijn kamer uitloop is het daar nu zo genoeglijk stil! Ik denk dat ik hem voortaan altijd uit ga zetten, als hij überhaupt nog gemaakt wordt. Ik hoop dan maar dat er zich geen gifwolken in mijn aquatorium zullen gaan verspreiden.
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*drukt achterkant tong tegen koninklijke gehemelte* [Jul. 24th, 2007|05:27 am]
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GAAA een GAAA

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Clone boys [Jul. 20th, 2007|08:19 am]
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Today marks the first time I recorded a VOICE-POST, with drama, and a short song about doors that should be opened. It won't really enlighten you about my life since it's made of hardcore Dutch from beginning to end, but see, it's not about my life to begin with and more about a boy and his gay clone talking in my voice. Think Carl². It's quite dynamically cute!

The result can be found in this roleplay-community-purpose like journal i started yesterday:

http://daar-is-pomeroy.livejournal.com/1302.html?mode=reply

I feel a bit sorry about this period of me not posting anything again, but the case is, i've been occupied redevising my future! This entry used to contain a more elaborate explanation on the matter but it seems that LJ still has the power to make text vanish. And for the better perhaps, since i think it's more appropriate to keep my entries restricted to talk about smut anyway. Shota, porn, indulgence! Like this:

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